If you’ve ever done three tram laps at The Bird, you can appreciate the simplicity and relief that comes from a chairlift ride and the proverbial footrest. Younguns would argue that they “hate that thing”; they bonk you on the head coming down, you struggle to raise them in time to eject and bro-brahs see them as a sign of weakness. However, as we ski bums age the pride takes a backseat to  commonsense.

Coloradan Lionel Starr created this hilarious riff on the ‘bar’ for the annual Telluride TV Video Awards.